Thursday means you’re in the homestretch for the weekend, so it’s time to waste those hours away.

There’s no better way to run out the clock than with some random stuff that will make you question the fabric of your reality. A goth baby daddy, a steakhouse blessed by god, a boa used as a hair tie are just some of the things we scraped off the floor of the internet for you.

There’s a lot in here that’ll help you escape the grind and get you to the weekend feeling a little weirder. And that’s a beautiful thing.