We all need randoms to shake up the middle of the week.

One of the best feelings the internet can give you is the pure, hilarious confusion of seeing something out of context. Why is corn being used as a stick shift? Who put eyebrows on their baby? And what Russian police chief approved bright pink uniforms? I don’t know the answer to any of those questions and I refuse to look into it. No context is all the context we need.

Sit back, wake up, and enjoy the wild stuff the internet cooked up for you.