It’s been a long, dreary winter and we’re all yearning to see the sun.

@chiefofwakanda on Twitter asked what people want to do when it’s finally warm out again, and the ideas for summer activities range from pleasant and fun to insane and dangerous. Some people want to swim and tan, while others are thinking about drive-by shootings and doing unspeakable things with octopi.

Here are some things you should do on vacation, and some things you definitely shouldn’t.