If you needed another reason to feel small we've collected pictures of some of the world's biggest (fattest) cats, trees (Hyperion), and coins (that you can actually spend), alongside a giant slug for good measure.
The phrase "absolute unit" gets thrown around a bit too liberally for my liking and if ever it deserved to be used #7 it is. Say what you will about the men he feeds but White House Chef Andre Rush is built like Liefeld's Captain America.
I want to add a warning to #45 for people allergic to shellfish. My personal favorite is #40, ifykyk, and for people who say "size doesn't matter" see #12.
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From The U.S. National Tick Collection, Which I Just Found Exists Today
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Absolute Unit Of A Jerusalem Cricket, Which Is Neither From Jerusalem Nor A Cricket!
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Probably Not As Exciting As Other Posts Here, But Absolute Unit Of Cauliflower My Parents Grew In Their Garden
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This Brown Bear! Estimated To Be Over 800lbs
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The Worlds Largest Coin Which Is Legal Tender, Nominal Value Is $1 Million Aud
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White House Chef Andre Rush Is An Absolute Unit. He Has Cooked For Clinton, Bush, Obama, And Others.
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Dna Came Back 93% German Shepherd. 7% Unidentifiable. We’re Guessing Grizzly Bear
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This Wisdom Tooth's Root
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King Of The Kidney Stones
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The Largest Leaf That's Ever Been Found
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Absolute Unit Of A Slug Boy
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This Is Hulk, The Worlds Largest Pitbull
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The Mother Of All Pancakes
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Hyperion, The World’s Tallest Known Living Tree, Is A Sequoia In Redwood National Park, California That Stands At 380 Feet (116 M)
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This Carrot That I Took From Work
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This Frog We Found On A Bike Ride (Size 10 Mens Shoe For Size)
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This Absolute Unit Of A Bouquet
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When A Unit Evolves Into A Unit
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One Of My Poor Girls Laid This Absolute Unit Of An Egg
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Baseball+ Sized Hail In Iowa Recently
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Everyone Tells Me To Post My Pupper Here
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World Beer Drinking Champ And Absolute Unit Andre The Giant
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This Tadpole That Didn't Grow Into A Frog Due To Hormone Imbalance
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That's A Thicc Raccoon!
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This Breed Of Dog Is Called A Borzoi. It Has An Absolute Unit Of A Sniffer
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Imagine If He Suddenly Wakes Up
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An Absolute Apartment Unit In Hong Kong
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Think He’s Been Eating More Than Just Lettuce
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Does My Pet Snail Count As A Unit?
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This Sandwich My Nonno Showed Me
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Absolute Unit Of A Pot To Boil 1,200 Eggs At Once
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This Oyster I Was Served Today
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This Zucc My Wife Was Given
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This Freshly Shaven, Fat Cat
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An Incredible Hanging Stone In The Sayan Mountains In Siberia
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30 Dollar Burrito I Got Today
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This Absolute Unit Of A Schnitzel I Ate. Holy Schnitzel Indeed
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This Is One Of The Largest Pizzas You Can Buy In New York. With The Pizza Box This Is Actually A Double Unit
