Why is everything so serious? Every news program, public announcement or official statement is designed to be boring. Signs especially are never fun.
Fortunately there are brave people who make it their life's mission to lighten things up. You say you hate vandalism? Well, you've never seen it like this.
1
Hide the Rock
Rock security is job security.
2
Is that pole wet?
No it ain't.
3
Oh Brother
Never the right calculation.
4
Men Working
They never stop.
6
The Slap
Locking the door = having his wife's name in your mouth.
7
Verify Them
How else will you know?
8
Jesus
I would have hoped he'd be here by now.
9
Stranger Things
Ride faster!
10
Please Do Paint
How else will you know the color?
11
In the Beginning
Who was Paul's creative writing professor?
12
Usher
The coolest doors in town.
13
The Church of Satan
Inside the store.
14
Women's Bathroom
What's cooking?
15
Come to Jesus
By way of retaking the Holy Land.
17
Hawk Soap-A
Dispense on that thang.
18
Pure Sugar
But is it chaste?
19
Shoplifting
Take whatever you want.
20
Floods
But floods of what?
21
Googley Eyes
Happy snake.
22
Pizza Parking
Just a slice of asphalt.
