Football's season finale was severely lacking a Taylor Swift touchdown 

Viewers not only had a detailed play-by-play from the traditional cable channels but also from their favorite childhood character, Spongebob. The sea creatures from Bikini Bottom tried their hands at sports commentating as Nickelodeon held its own Super Bowl broadcast.

 In the first half, an agitated Travis Kelce was caught on camera manhandling Coach Reid. The photos and clip quickly went viral. 

The Usher half-time show was electric, taking all the millennials back to the last time they felt something. Then the entire last half of the game was interrupted by Beyonce announcing Renaissance “Part ii.” So while the Chiefs finally scored ahead, everyone at home was frantically trying to remember their Tidal password.

In terms of Super Bowl ads, Jesus was the original poster for WikiFeet, Michael Cera wants you to cream and Temu stole everyone’s mom’s credit card information. 

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