People love to joke that companies would rather do anything than give their employees meaningful bonuses and perks, but when said employees get even less than the infamous pizza party, things can get heated. 

u/DarthSupremacy took to the r/antiwork and r/mildlyinfuriating subreddits to post about his "bonus" for "making the company $85,000 in February." It consisted of a few chocolates, hot chocolate mix, an expired granola bar, and some dollar store earbuds. It all added up to, as one commenter pointed out, "a grand total of $7.50." 

"Don't quit but start looking," that commenter said. 

DarthSupremacy works in the insurance industry, in "Licensed Customer Retention." He even stated that sales was only one part of his job, as the company "used to have commissions and a dedicated Sales team as recently as 2019, but both of those were cut because of Covid." Unfortunately he doesn't get any commission for those sales. 

As urged on by commenters, he stated that he is going to display his impressive performance numbers much more prominently on resumes and in job applications to help him land a new position. Hopefully that new position has the budget for non-expired Nature Valley, or even, dare I say... a pizza party.