There are a million ways to get fired. Embezzling millions of dollars of company money. Charging one too many first-class flights to the company card. Attempting to hook up with a 19-year-old intern. Yet sometimes, employees manage to further lower the bar, landing the boot mere hours after their first shift began. 

From showing up to a trucking job absolutely blitzed to pressing the one red button you're not supposed to press, here are 24 insane stories of folks who got axed on the first day.