20 Token Okies That Are At Best Texas Wannabes

What is that thing between Colorado and Texas anyway?

Published 7 months ago in Facepalm

What is that thing between Colorado and Texas anyway? You know, the little hat that Texas wears? Oh, that's Oklahoma. Home of Arkansas and Texas rejects not quite up to snuff for either. Second-best high school football state? Second most freedom? Second most cousin hookups? No wonder the people get themselves into so much trouble.

Here are 22 cringe pics of Oklahoma natives that are at best Texas wannabes.

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Is that Oklahoma? We’re not sure.

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In less than 2 months the entire Hollis, Oklahoma police department was suspended. That includes two sheriffs and 3 officers.
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Oklahoma wants to make STIs a felony. That would put away half the state unfortunately.
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“Ladies and gentlemen, rural Oklahoma.”
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Limited edition at an Oklahoma Walmart.

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Building the tallest skyscraper in the heart of Tornado Alley: Oklahoma City.
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Trading pics for pizza. Profile also says single. Quick FB search says she has a gf. “I know her in person. Worked with her in Oklahoma. She claimed to be a lesbian. I found out first hand that she is not, in fact, a lesbian.”
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