No matter how many hours you spent studying for your MBA, poring over Warren Buffett's strategies, and straight jorkin' it to The Wolf of Wall Street, there are limits to business success. More specifically, no matter how hard you — or any obnoxious FiDi bro, for that matter — try, you'll never be as good of a trader as coincidental Wall Street savants Rep. Nancy Pelosi and her husband, Paul Pelosi. 

But while us mere mortals do our best to uncover their secret to stock success — one that definitely has nothing to do with insider trading, what? Are you crazy? — these hilarious tweets are most definitely worth the ROI. 

From must-have Harlequin merch to A24's latest queer masterpiece, I Hawk the Tuah-V Glow, here are the 54 funniest tweets from the last 24 hours.