Of all the things that cause pain — stubbing your toe, breaking up with your girlfriend, contracting COVID-19, AIDS, and Monkeypox all within the span of a month — there's one thing that aches more than the rest: Opening your crush's Instagram story 15 seconds after they post. But no matter how much you may be hurting, at least you can look at these memes while you heal from this excruciating social gaffe.  

From signing divorce papers with a glizzy pen to the aftermath of a unicorn's night out, here are the 26 funniest tweets of the day, Wednesday, August 14, 2024.