The local news is the lifeblood keeping our communities alive and informed. It’s also the main form of media for people who are barely alive. It’s a dying platform that’s severely underfunded and overlooked. Which means they don’t pay their writers very much, which can lead to some hilarious headlines.

Scroll through for some hilarious headlines that really make you realize the local news is going down the drain. They’re accidentally portraying dogs as criminals, misspelling some already unfortunate names, and a lot of the time, just being weird. Dive into some local, well-informed stupidity.