Though we may all know and love McDonald's Grimace, Flo from Progressive and Duo, the Duolingo Owl (may he rest in peace), not all mascots are created equal. Enter these terrifying monstrosities that somehow entered our youth.
From creepy clowns to confusing hybrid creatures, here are 12 insane brand mascots from our childhood.
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Because nothing says "soft drinks" like the implication of moonshine!
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Boasting big human eyes, tiny, furry bodies, and a look of true horror only seen in '80s slasher flicks, these short-lived Quiznos spokes-creatures were more of an abomination than a sandwich selling point.
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Described as a “Chicken-Wolf-Moose-Pig” hybrid, per the Yakima Herald-Republic, this short-lived cereal mascot tried to do a whole lot at once.
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This alien from “the Potato Planet” doesn’t have us buying any chips.
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“Burger Chef and Jeff (mascots for long-departed fast food chain Burger Chef) could be creepy AF (circa 1970s).”
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Though he may be animated today, the Michelin Man’s ancestors are truly the stuff of nightmares.
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No wonder this creepy McDonald’s mascot was co-opted as a part of an even creepier meme.
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Much like his name implies, this dude is gross.
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Boldly asking “what if Gritty was evil *and* addicted to sugar?” Since 1997.
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Nothing says “buy my beer” like a tongue worming its way down city streets and into a house party.
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“Back in (1996) Nike spent $125,000 on a superhero mascot called Swoosh to appeal to kids.”
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This guy walked so Pennywise could run.
