20 LinkedIn Lunatics Who Will Likely Remain Unemployed

Carly Tennes Published 13 hours ago in facepalm

Though the kids who reminded the teachers of the homework may not have been the most popular kids in school, many of them managed to find their calling: Licking boots and making complete idiots of themselves on LinkedIn.

From CEO worship to IQ test mishaps, here are 20 LinkedIn lunatics who will likely remain unemployed.

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1. ‘Bring Your Own Beef Tallow’
‘When you go to a restaurant so that you can eat food ‘just like at home.’”

Courtesy of khante on Reddit
2. Time Trackers
“Came across this lunatic today!”

Courtesy of Unhappy-Coconut-1857 on Reddit
3. Pumping Iron
“Bro turned a 5-second interaction into a LinkedIn post.”

Courtesy of MoreMotivation on Reddit
4. Daddy’s Home
“Business is family to me, and I'm the Daddy.”

Courtesy of Aggravating_Lake_657 on Reddit
5. High Achiever
“My husband is a lazy piece of —.”

Courtesy of Better-Sundae-8429 on Reddit
6. Swipe Left
“Being an unemployed female is just like being a single male.”

Courtesy of Chief87Chief on Reddit
7. No Days Off
“We are all Anne.”

Courtesy of OIiver on Reddit
8. Hybrid Disasters
“How is this considered ‘flexible?’”

Courtesy of BAMartin1618 on Reddit
9. Stats and Selfies
“Unemployment in South Africa is at an all time high, btw, check out this cute pic.”

Courtesy of Master-Variety3841 on Reddit
10. Date Disasters
“Criiiiiinge.”

Courtesy of Melbourne_Stokie on Reddit
11. Remotely Insane
“Sorry, what?”

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12. No Balance
“I Don't Think This is Satire.”

Courtesy of ratatosk212 on Reddit
13. High IQ
“She aced it.”

Courtesy of The-laouza-buzz on Reddit
14. Winter Break
“You idiots wasted 6% of your January! (I had to big him up).”

Courtesy of “HillbillyAllergy on Reddit
15. Please, Please, Please Don’t!
“The dating scene is getting out of hand.”

Courtesy of amenotekijara on Reddit
16. “Biologically 15?!”
“Top post on my feed this morning. I'm trying to work out how this can be interpreted as anything other than creepy.”

Courtesy of Smooth-Tackle-2457 on Reddit
17. Shut Up and Take My Money
“Built Different.”

Courtesy of Different-Camera8732 on Reddit
18. Down in the DMs
“How not to get a job!”

Courtesy of Moshua87 on Reddit
19. Tebow Cubed
“Tim Tebow uses a Tim Tebow quote and a picture of Tim Tebow to imply that people should be kind -- like Tim Tebow.”

Courtesy of willis7747 on Reddit
20. CE-Oh No
“CEOs are not paid enough.”

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1. ‘Bring Your Own Beef Tallow’
Courtesy of khante on Reddit

‘When you go to a restaurant so that you can eat food ‘just like at home.’”
2. Time Trackers
Courtesy of Unhappy-Coconut-1857 on Reddit

“Came across this lunatic today!”
3. Pumping Iron
Courtesy of MoreMotivation on Reddit

“Bro turned a 5-second interaction into a LinkedIn post.”
4. Daddy’s Home
Courtesy of Aggravating_Lake_657 on Reddit

“Business is family to me, and I'm the Daddy.”
5. High Achiever
Courtesy of Better-Sundae-8429 on Reddit

“My husband is a lazy piece of —.”
6. Swipe Left
Courtesy of Chief87Chief on Reddit

“Being an unemployed female is just like being a single male.”
7. No Days Off
Courtesy of OIiver on Reddit

“We are all Anne.”
8. Hybrid Disasters
Courtesy of BAMartin1618 on Reddit

“How is this considered ‘flexible?’”
9. Stats and Selfies
Courtesy of Master-Variety3841 on Reddit

“Unemployment in South Africa is at an all time high, btw, check out this cute pic.”
10. Date Disasters
Courtesy of Melbourne_Stokie on Reddit

“Criiiiiinge.”
11. Remotely Insane
Courtesy of OBB76 on Reddit

“Sorry, what?”
12. No Balance
Courtesy of ratatosk212 on Reddit

“I Don't Think This is Satire.”
13. High IQ
Courtesy of The-laouza-buzz on Reddit

“She aced it.”
14. Winter Break
Courtesy of “HillbillyAllergy on Reddit

“You idiots wasted 6% of your January! (I had to big him up).”
15. Please, Please, Please Don’t!
Courtesy of amenotekijara on Reddit

“The dating scene is getting out of hand.”
16. “Biologically 15?!”
Courtesy of Smooth-Tackle-2457 on Reddit

“Top post on my feed this morning. I'm trying to work out how this can be interpreted as anything other than creepy.”
17. Shut Up and Take My Money
Courtesy of Different-Camera8732 on Reddit

“Built Different.”
18. Down in the DMs
Courtesy of Moshua87 on Reddit

“How not to get a job!”
19. Tebow Cubed
Courtesy of willis7747 on Reddit

“Tim Tebow uses a Tim Tebow quote and a picture of Tim Tebow to imply that people should be kind -- like Tim Tebow.”
20. CE-Oh No
Courtesy of Mikeanlike on Reddit

“CEOs are not paid enough.”