Though the kids who reminded the teachers of the homework may not have been the most popular kids in school, many of them managed to find their calling: Licking boots and making complete idiots of themselves on LinkedIn.
From CEO worship to IQ test mishaps, here are 20 LinkedIn lunatics who will likely remain unemployed.
1
Remotely Insane
“Sorry, what?”
2
CE-Oh No
“CEOs are not paid enough.”
3
Tebow Cubed
“Tim Tebow uses a Tim Tebow quote and a picture of Tim Tebow to imply that people should be kind -- like Tim Tebow.”
4
Down in the DMs
“How not to get a job!”
5
Shut Up and Take My Money
“Built Different.”
6
“Biologically 15?!”
“Top post on my feed this morning. I'm trying to work out how this can be interpreted as anything other than creepy.”
7
Please, Please, Please Don’t!
“The dating scene is getting out of hand.”
8
Winter Break
“You idiots wasted 6% of your January! (I had to big him up).”
10
No Balance
“I Don't Think This is Satire.”
11
‘Bring Your Own Beef Tallow’
‘When you go to a restaurant so that you can eat food ‘just like at home.’”
12
Date Disasters
“Criiiiiinge.”
13
Stats and Selfies
“Unemployment in South Africa is at an all time high, btw, check out this cute pic.”
14
Hybrid Disasters
“How is this considered ‘flexible?’”
15
No Days Off
“We are all Anne.”
16
Swipe Left
“Being an unemployed female is just like being a single male.”
17
High Achiever
“My husband is a lazy piece of —.”
18
Daddy’s Home
“Business is family to me, and I'm the Daddy.”
19
Pumping Iron
“Bro turned a 5-second interaction into a LinkedIn post.”
20
Time Trackers
“Came across this lunatic today!”
