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27 Modern Headlines That Would Kill Someone From the '80s

The Future's So Dim, I Gotta Wear Shades ... to hide my tears.

By Carly Tennes

Published 9 months ago in Facepalm

Though Timbuk 3's 1986 hit "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" may have predicted nuclear tensions and former President Ronald Reagan's legacy as a raging d-bag, there are a few things they forgot to account for. Specifically, $18 Big Macs, Hawk Tuah and Yung Gravy's DM drama, and smiling robots coated in living skin. 


From 'Emotion Canceling' A.I. aiding call center workers to a food delivery robot barreling through an active crime scene, here are 24 modern headlines that would probably kill someone from the '80s.

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