On another dreary Monday back in the rat race, we should all quit our jobs and become Girl Scouts. After all, they always look so happy at their seasonal sales gig — all cash business, too.

Speaking of child labor, a tough job market has become all-that-much-tougher for younger applicants who haven’t updated their Gmail settings since they were tweens. Case in point: One user pointed out that they didn’t realize that their profile picture on Gmail was still a cracked-out Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants. Nothing says “I’m serious about getting these benefits and that 401k” like the cartoon avatar you provided for the email address you made when you were 13.

Anyway, here’s a batch of hilarious work memes for you to enjoy during your lengthy bathroom breaks today. In particular, scroll down to learn how one Twitter user’s co-worker has beef with two separate bus drivers on their commute.