While there are many gorgeous women we’d rearrange the alphabet for, moving “U” and “I” together, it takes a special breed to make us want to add the letter “D” ahead of both. Enter “Mugshawtys,” a class of gorgeous women who will most definitely steal your heart … and maybe also your car.
From larceny to DUI and even the cast of the Vampire Diaries flashing a highway, here are 25 “Mugshawtys” we’d risk it all for.
1
“She controlled on my substance till I’m possessed.”
2
“Possession of open alcohol container.”
4
“Driving on a suspended license.”
6
“Oh, so stealing hearts is illegal now.”
7
“Driving while license suspended or revoked.”
8
“The cast of Vampire Diaries was arrested for flashing drivers on the freeway.”
9
“The only deadly weapon is her looks.”
10
“Battery on a law enforcement officer.”
11
“Battery (touch or strike).”
12
“Public urination, DUI and public indecency.”
13
“DUI? I do your honor.”
14
“Public intoxication and assault (tried sneaking her boyfriend into a bar because he lost his ID, security saw them and kicked them out, she struck the security six times and was later arrested after refusing to comply).”
15
“Failure to stop and render aid after a car accident.”
16
“Trespassing (OSU student arrested during the Gaza protests).”
17
“Assaulting a public safety officer, disorderly conduct, interfering with a peace officer, and resisting arrest.”
18
“DUI and reckless driving (drove her car through a Waffle House).” [
20
“Trespassing at the El Paso zoo monkey exhibit and feeding the monkeys hot Cheetos.”
21
“Domestic assault and battery by strangulation or suffocation”
22
“Your honor, please… who is to even say what is or isn’t orderly?”
23
“Grand larceny and coercion (ex cop turned Instagram model allegedly extorted a small cosmetology business for $9,000 by threatening to make false public statements online to try to harm the business).”
24
“OWI, possession of marijuana, and possession of paraphernalia.”
25
“Your honor her assault is simple but her love is complex.”
