20 People Who Asked to Be Roasted and Got Burned

Daniel Bonfiglio Published 09/05/2024 in Funny

Some people like self-deprecating humor, some people have masochistic tendencies, and some people need their egos knocked down a peg. For all three, the r/RoastMe subreddit is at their disposal; a place where people ask to get roasted, and helplessly get torched.

Here are 20 of the sub's best takedowns from the past month.

1.
“A stranger punched me in the face; make me feel worse.”
2.
“I could probably steal your girl. Humble me.”
3.
“Recovering drug addict. Make me cry.”
4.
“I like cats and pole dancing. I just want to feel something, give me what you got.”
5.
“Roast me, I want to feel justified for my self loathing.”
6.
“Dancer. Let's see something creative, no daddy issue jokes. They're too easy.”
7.
8.
“Engaged, failed artist, (but successful corporate worker), cat lady. Roast me.”
9.
10.
“Roast me of my self esteem.”
11.
12.
“Dreads for 10 years, working in a medical lab with ADHD, I have three cats and I believe I am a fairy.”
13.
“Bored and ready to laugh. 18M.”
14.
“Six years since becoming a sadhu. Kick me down a peg.”
15.
“One week til my birthday, recovering alcoholic celebrating nine months sober.”
16.
“39, live with my mom, never married, childless by choice, no friends, broke, starting to feel good about myself for the first time in two years and wanna be taken down a peg. Roast me!”
17.
“Indian, 25 ,virgin, employed.”
18.
“Stay at home mom of two. 420 user, I enjoy playing video games and nature. Been feeling myself lately, need a good roasting.”
19.
“I love video games and working out.”
20.
“Half goth, half normie.”

1.
“A stranger punched me in the face; make me feel worse.”
2.
“I could probably steal your girl. Humble me.”
3.
“Recovering drug addict. Make me cry.”
4.
“I like cats and pole dancing. I just want to feel something, give me what you got.”
5.
“Roast me, I want to feel justified for my self loathing.”
6.
“Dancer. Let's see something creative, no daddy issue jokes. They're too easy.”
7.
8.
“Engaged, failed artist, (but successful corporate worker), cat lady. Roast me.”
9.
10.
“Roast me of my self esteem.”
11.
12.
“Dreads for 10 years, working in a medical lab with ADHD, I have three cats and I believe I am a fairy.”
13.
“Bored and ready to laugh. 18M.”
14.
“Six years since becoming a sadhu. Kick me down a peg.”
15.
“One week til my birthday, recovering alcoholic celebrating nine months sober.”
16.
“39, live with my mom, never married, childless by choice, no friends, broke, starting to feel good about myself for the first time in two years and wanna be taken down a peg. Roast me!”
17.
“Indian, 25 ,virgin, employed.”
18.
“Stay at home mom of two. 420 user, I enjoy playing video games and nature. Been feeling myself lately, need a good roasting.”
19.
“I love video games and working out.”
20.
“Half goth, half normie.”