A new mantra has been scribed onto marble (or Twitter) reminding workers to “act unemployed” even if they have a job. It's a state of mind. No amount of managers, coworkers, or HR personnel can change your natural state; just some guy being told to do stuff. And maybe if you're so good at it and transfer to a new job, you’ll get a cake telling you to kick rocks like one Twitter user.

Wishing people well is so boring if you’ve worked with them and witnessed their work-related freakouts. They're a brother in arms except the violent enemy you're fighting against is your Boomer boss for denying your PTO.

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