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“Someone previously said I have long thumbs. I never realized until I was 38. Guess I don’t look at thumbs often enough.”

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“Arby’s in a jungle.”

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Secret Service agents bringing McDonald’s in for Donald Trump.

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Milkshake thrown at UK politician.

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“Found this fish skin on the kitchen floor at 5am.”

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“I've either encountered the man from math problems or I witnessed a black market banana sale.”

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“There is grass growing out of my sink.”

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“Found on the way to work.”

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“My Bruised Arm.”

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“Me, age 7, dressed up as our dog for Halloween.”

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Bread delivery, Uzbekistan.

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