You’re on Twitter every day, whether you want to be or not. 

It’s a constant IV drip of content that none of us can escape. But there’s no need to doom scroll or waste hours and hours trying to find the good stuff. We’ve got your daily roundup of the funniest tweets ready to go, all in one nice package.

Today is all about the hurricane ready to whisk away Harry Potter World, a new popcorn bucket to rival the Dune worm, and maybe a sign that we’ve reached a sad place as a culture, Venom is revealed as a guest on Hot Ones. Sigh.