Start your day with some gut-busters. 

If laughing at funny tweets on my phone was a career then I'd be gainfully, oh wait, laughing at funny tweets on my phone is my career. 

Twitter is the gift that keeps on giving, like a parasite in my brain that has control of my arms and legs but instead of working at a high-end French restaurant, it wants to walk me into traffic. 

Like most things in life, you have to take the good with the bad, and well, there are no bad tweets in this gallery because around here I make the rules. 

So sit back, turn off your alarm, and walk into work late with a big old grin on your face.