There's a lot you could say a lot about "Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli. He was convicted of several financial crimes. He infamously jacked up prices of several life-saving drugs. He's average at chess and he's dumb enough to follow me on Instagram. 

But no matter how you feel about the controversial businessman, one thing is certain: He most definitely has that rizz. Just as the "50 different chicks" who were allegedly sent versions of his lone $2 million copy of Wu-Tang Clan's 2015 album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin.

But while most of us can't woo our crushes with rare hip-hop memorabilia, we can do the next best thing — send them these hilarious Twitter posts. 

From the average LinkedIn "rockstar" to Bret Michaels staying on brand even from his hospital bed, here are the 34 funniest tweets from today, Thursday, August 29, 2024.