Twitter today is a mix of meaningful, societal discourse, and absolutely useless, hilarious internet slop. The President is naming some of his new Cabinet picks, and people have opinions, to say the least. Elon is growing in power, and it’s all going to his belly.

Also, Jim from the Office was named Sexiest Man Alive for those who care about that sort of thing, and some of our favorite childhood characters are getting torn apart. On top of all that, we’ve got a dolphin trying hookah, a monkey being taken prisoner, and some appearances from that weird little AI creature we’ve all been seeing.