The country is in chaos, and Twitter has some thoughts.

War plans are being texted to newspapers, the founder of Pirate’s Booty is staging government coups, and Walton Goggins’ hairline is bitterly dividing the masses. Aside from all that insanity, there are plenty of non-newsworthy jokes and memes for those who don’t want to observe the downfall of America.

We got texted war plans too but chose not to brag about it.