It was an eventful week, and we’re thankful to remember all the weird news via what a bunch of weird people on Twitter mindlessly posted.

There was the joyful announcement of the McRib's return, the cicada of processed meat sandwiches, who only dares to emerge sporadically and dramatically. Also, the Wicked movie was everywhere this week. We’re not exactly fans, but we can’t turn our eyes away from a subject that churns out funny memes and takes at such a prolific rate.

Of course, there were also a lot of men being weird this week, as is their way. Uncle Jesse faked some cancer support, Jay Leno got beat to a pulp by a hill (or the mafia), and Matt Gaetz is once again feeling the harsh words that come with being a criminal-level creep.