A new year means a wealth of optimistic, fresh-eyed, idiotic new tweets. 

People are looking back at their partying with regret, posting their unrealistic resolutions, and already feeling that awful dread we get when we know that this year will be just as bad as the last one. But for us just watching, that’s really funny.

So don’t have resolutions or set goals for the year. Just join us, and watch the people on Twitter who are brave enough to do that publicly and get laughed at.

Aside from all the New Year stuff, there’s some fun, random news hitting the feeds. Mr. Beast got engaged, Jimmy Carter’s ghost is still churning out memes, and there’s a new strange monkey named Casper that the internet isn’t sure how to feel about.