Twitter is a tsunami of jokes about one thing right now, and that one thing is the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter. 

This story is the apex predator of internet subjects. But there are other things going on too. The runner-up to that story is Hawk Tuah’s bogus memecoin and possible jail sentence. 

On top of all that, there are some good random takes, and moments that feel like internet cryptids. ONe person was served nothing but onions at McDonald's, seals standing on their feet, Chalamet hanging out with a beaver in Minnesota, and a lot more.

Dive into some Friday tweets, and resurface once the weekend is here.