We thought the Luigi saga was over, but it may be just getting started.

The hero of healthcare was paraded around like Jesus to prison, flanked by an insane amount of cops and the Party Mayor himself, Eric Adams. Luigi got a fresh cut in prison and is looking amazing, so people are going hard at the NYPD and Adams for showing off America’s favorite son headed to incarceration. The whole thing is a future movie that’s happening right now, and it’s endless memes and tweet fodder.

But if you’re burnt out on that story like many others, there’s no need to fear. There are also some fresh random tweets, some pre-Christmas takes, a Hunter Biden sweater, a mushroom that got a little too excited, and Chris Martin of Coldplay looking eerily like Sid the Sloth.