The funniest tweets of today are a delightful mix of resolutions, weird products, dunking on Elon, and a lot more. 

There’s a lot going on here. Stalin is on Hinge, Sonic the Hedgehog is a 9/11 truther, and the rivals of the Costco Guys, the Walmart Guys, are continuing to go viral simply for looking like that.

Also, people are still talking about that Tesla bomb, Mr. Beasts engagement, and Travis Kelce shouting out his approval of the theory that his baby with Taylor Swift will be an apocalyptic demon. It’s a lot to take in, so get started.