Besides the President being a bad car salesman, today is a slow news day.

As a result, Twitter is churning out quality takes about nothing in particular and that’s when it's at its best. People are musing on topics like the Leo DiCaprio age gap, buying molly, Pokemon Go being sold to Saudi Arabia, Yoda drinking beer, and a bunch of other nonsense.

A day of dumb tweets without plane crashes and economic collapse is a good one, appreciate it.