While Hollywood clamors over Ozempic, lying about diabetes, shelling out big bucks, and doing their darndest to get that sweet, sweet semaglutide, any 50-something guy can tell you there's a better way to get in shape: Sucking down a good, 'ol fashioned cigarette. 

But fortunately for you, you don't need to irrevocably screw up your digestive system or blacken your lungs to enjoy these Twitter posts.

From Review Brah proving he's a Lorde cosplayer to rats' right to a little snack, here are the 25 funniest Tweets from today, Wednesday, August 28, 2024.