When people demand to see the Epstein lists, they're hoping to come across a name like Mike Jeffries, the now disgraced ex-Abercrombie & Fitch CEO who has been arrested for trafficking. 

Unfortunately, Jeffries and his plastic surgery-covered face have avoided poison for the time being, since he posted his own $10 million bond. Remind me again why rich people don't have to participate in the legal system the way the rest of us do.

Check out a photo of Jeffries calmly walking on his property wearing an ankle monitor, along with 42 significantly less infuriating pics, memes, and tweets from the past day.