January has been a speedrun of some seriously strange headlines and it’s only the 12th.

We’re not simply dealing with Florida men here. All genders, races, and creeds are competing with each other on who can do the most insane thing possible. The highlight of the week was when the NYPD uncovered a secret tunnel built under a synagogue. Until the end of time, we will never get the image of a Hasidic man climbing out of a NYC grate out of our heads. In other digging news, an elderly man fell in a 130-foot hole that he dug in his home in search of gold. The moral of the story? Men have a human need to dig. It calls to them. A shovel is not simply a garden tool, but an extension of man's will.

Scroll down and laugh at all the wack headlines highlighting how weird our world truly is.