Despite everything, Twitter is still everyone’s go-to for funny nonsense. Threads has never managed to get off the ground, even with Zuckerberg’s rebrand as a surfing gold-chained chill boss. BlueSky and Mastodon became things after Elon showed up, but who even knows what those are? And TruthSocial… well, yeah that still exists.

Twitter reigns supreme when you need to get a rundown of what happened this week and a good laugh. But it's massive, and you don’t have time to scroll. Here are some of the funniest tweets from the past week, packaged all nice and neat for you.