Thursday Morning Randomness: 35 Fun Randoms to Cut the Check

Daniel Bonfiglio Published 06/06/2024 in Funny

Yesterday marked the 20th anniversary of Marvin Heemeyer, and his infamous Colorado "Killdozer" rampage. Fed up with the state of his life, he grabbed a bulldozer and did what we've all wanted to do since the age of two: real-life demo derby.

Unfortunately, not all of us are ready to face the consequences of those actions the way Marvin was, and we're forced to live vicariously through his old footage. The Killdozer viscerally speaks to all of our desires, and you can see a photo of it preserved to this day right here in this fun collection of Thursday morning pics, memes, and tweets.

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Marvin Heemeyer's "Killdozer" from his 2004 rampage through Granby Colorado. 20 years ago yesterday.
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A long trail of hail that was left after a storm in Alberta, Canada.
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9,000 yr old skeleton found inside cave in England, “Cheddar Man”. He has a living relative nearby.
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“I've either encountered the man from math problems or I witnessed a black market banana sale.”
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This week 80 years ago 100,000 Allied soldiers stormed Normandy to free Europe from Fascist tyranny.
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Tampa Bay, Florida from the International Space Station.
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Milkshake thrown on European politician.
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Utrecht, 1980s vs now.
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Nearly 100 year old water pipe just replaced in Atlanta, GA.
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Marvin Heemeyer's "Killdozer" from his 2004 rampage through Granby Colorado. 20 years ago yesterday.
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A long trail of hail that was left after a storm in Alberta, Canada.
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9,000 yr old skeleton found inside cave in England, “Cheddar Man”. He has a living relative nearby.
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“I've either encountered the man from math problems or I witnessed a black market banana sale.”
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This week 80 years ago 100,000 Allied soldiers stormed Normandy to free Europe from Fascist tyranny.
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Tampa Bay, Florida from the International Space Station.
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Milkshake thrown on European politician.
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Utrecht, 1980s vs now.
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Nearly 100 year old water pipe just replaced in Atlanta, GA.
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