There are a lot of reasons why you drunkenly ordered a replica of Samuel L. Jackson's lightsaber in the Star Wars prequels that never arrived. Thieving neighbors. Driver error. The ever-mysterious concept of "supply chain issues." 

Yet if you live in Alaska, porch pirates and overworked drivers are the least of your concerns — just ask resident @LTequila4, who missed out on a package thanks to an unlikely roadblock, a bear posting up in her driveway.

"Meanwhile in Alaska," she captioned a photo of her now-viral missed delivery slip. 

Fortunately for us, the internet is not confined to the boundaries of The Last Frontier, meaning we can deliver all of today's funniest Twitter posts directly to your laptop  ... without worrying about getting mauled in the process. 

From our go-to Subway order to McDonald's Sprite so crispy it'd make the SpongeBob SquarePants animation team weep tears of envy, here are 28 hilarious tweets that will leave you rolling in the aisles.