The world is a diverse place—and while the rise of the ‘hawk tuah’ girl would lead one to believe that dudes want women to spit on their dicks, not everyone wants their hog smothered in mucusy slobber. That’s why this woman is trying a different tactic: farting on that thing. That’s right: no spit, just ol’ fashioned beef stew. Fellas? Any takers?

Hawk Tuah’s new competitor:

“I’m farting on it” pic.twitter.com/kKSlvW635j

— DramaAlert (@DramaAlert) July 10, 2024