Just because dogs can scuba dive doesn’t mean they should scuba dive… or maybe I should mind my business.

Just because dogs can scuba dive doesn’t mean they should scuba dive… or maybe I should mind my business.

One poor pooch captured the internet’s tiny, blackened heart — and sympathies — after a video depicting their dive down into the deep sea began making the rounds on Twitter.

@toptrending.tt Recently a custome made diving gear was made for a dog, alllwing a dive just shy of 100m. Do you think this is cruel or cool?! #dog#divingdog#puppy#ocean#swimmingdog#diving#scuba#scubadiving#swim#swimming#tren#trending#clips#viral#viralclips♬ Stargazing (Slowed + Reverb) - Marcelo De Carvalho

Though the scuba team and someone who appears to be the dog’s owner were all smiles during the endeavor, the pup’s face said it all — specifically “get me the f—k out of here.”

“Bro has no idea what’s going on,” @Bornakang captioned the now-viral video.

“He’s like “I can’t sniff any of this, this is bullshit,” wrote @Marr3ro, while @AnyanwuEze speculated on what, exactly, was going through the scuba team’s head.

Bro has no idea what’s going on pic.twitter.com/3v0Yco7HNE

— Lance (@Bornakang) November 15, 2023

“And they’ll be like, ‘the dog had such an amazing experience,’” they joked. 

So take it from this scared pooch — if you’re gonna insist on making your pup doggy paddle, please, for the love of god, stick to the pool.