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'A Solid $200 Bar Tab Piss Stream': College Football Fan's Piss Impresses, Terrifies and Gets On Onlookers

'A Solid $200 Bar Tab Piss Stream': College Football Fan's Piss Impresses, Terrifies and Gets On Onlookers

Now that is a strong flow.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Fireworks and Flares Set Off in Albanian Parliament to Stop Voting

Fireworks and Flares Set Off in Albanian Parliament to Stop Voting

Albania: a land of stunning nature, beautiful coastlines and lots and lots of bunkers.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

'How Many Times Bigger Is It Then Earth?': ‘Love Island’ Contestant Convinced the Earth 'Has To Be' Smaller Than the Moon

'How Many Times Bigger Is It Then Earth?': ‘Love Island’ Contestant Convinced the Earth 'Has To Be' Smaller Than the Moon

Though Love Island Australia contestant Abby Miller may have entered the villa looking for love, she left with one hell of a science lesson, discovering that the moon, is not in fact multiple times larger than the Earth.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Argentina’s New President Has a Superhero Alter Ego and Talks to a 2,000-Year-Old Dog

Argentina’s New President Has a Superhero Alter Ego and Talks to a 2,000-Year-Old Dog

Recently, Argentina elected a new president, Javier Milei.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Married Man Shoots His Shot With Influencer at the Gym, Cringe Ensues

Married Man Shoots His Shot With Influencer at the Gym, Cringe Ensues

How many times do we need to learn the lesson that the gym is not a place to pick up women?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Know Your Place, Puny Humans': Angry Elephant Charges Safari Group, Forces Them to BTFO

'Know Your Place, Puny Humans': Angry Elephant Charges Safari Group, Forces Them to BTFO

No matter how annoyed you may be at the ultra-wealthy d-bags bragging about their high-end safari trips, there will always be someone more annoyed than you — namely the animals that have to deal with them.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Wisconsinites Are Drawing Up Battle Plans For an Invasion of Minnesota, Chicago and Michigan

Wisconsinites Are Drawing Up Battle Plans For an Invasion of Minnesota, Chicago and Michigan

Despite their reputation as the United States’ resident cheeseheads, Wisconsinites aren’t nearly as nice as their “ope-s” and “you betcha-s” may make them seem.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

CEO Jumped Scared By Protester Screaming Her Name

CEO Jumped Scared By Protester Screaming Her Name

Move over, haunted house actors, horror gags, and old photos — it turns out your own name and the consequences of your own actions can sometimes serve as the most terrifying jump scare of all, a hard lesson one CEO recently discovered the hard way.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Get the Hell Off My Land!': Angry Boomer Goes Off On Workers Mapping Underground Utilities

'Get the Hell Off My Land!': Angry Boomer Goes Off On Workers Mapping Underground Utilities

One angry boomer discovered that the good ‘ol “Get Off My Lawn” bit doesn’t exactly apply to utility workers, throwing a tantrum after discovering the men surveying land near her home were simply doing their jobs.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Former Nickelodeon Child Stars Can't Stop Talking About Banging Each Other

Former Nickelodeon Child Stars Can't Stop Talking About Banging Each Other

Though they starred in Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, many Y2K Nickelodeon fans wish that Devon Werkheiser and Lindsey Shaw had kept the details of their sex life very much under wraps after sharing their apparent penchant for behind-the-scenes

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Always Fistful: Uniformed Marines Get Into Street Fight In Austin Texas

Always Fistful: Uniformed Marines Get Into Street Fight In Austin Texas

A group of Marines recently proved that their motto should be changed from “always faithful” to “always fistful” after landing themselves at the center of a Texas street fight.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

‘That One, She Didn’t Believe’: Trump Tells Iowa Voters That He Is Not Into ‘Golden Showers’

‘That One, She Didn’t Believe’: Trump Tells Iowa Voters That He Is Not Into ‘Golden Showers’

Ever since the election of Trump, political news has gotten significantly weirder.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Take Me Out First, Damn’: Sea Cucumbers Only Prematurely Ejaculate When They’re Worried

‘Take Me Out First, Damn’: Sea Cucumbers Only Prematurely Ejaculate When They’re Worried

The ocean is filled with some weird animals.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Cops Taze Man After He Gets Into a Car Accident

Cops Taze Man After He Gets Into a Car Accident

Life feels pretty surreal after you get into a car accident.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

90 Percent of the Dublin Airport Noise Complaints Were Filed By One Man, Who Made 23,430 Complaints

90 Percent of the Dublin Airport Noise Complaints Were Filed By One Man, Who Made 23,430 Complaints

If you live near the airport, you’re probably used to the sound of airplanes flying overhead.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

No One Has A Worse (or Better) Job Than A Constipation Chiropractor

No One Has A Worse (or Better) Job Than A Constipation Chiropractor

Chiropractors say they can fix anything.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Watch Car After Car Bottom Out On the World's Worst Pothole

Watch Car After Car Bottom Out On the World's Worst Pothole

There’s a point where a pothole just becomes a regular ol’ hole. This pothole, which appears to be in China, has reached that point.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Old Dog Can't Walk Down the Stairs Without Farting Its Brains Out

Old Dog Can't Walk Down the Stairs Without Farting Its Brains Out

This dog has a peculiar issue — every time it goes down the stairs, it can’t help but let one go.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Hey S—y Arse!': Woman Is Terrified Everyone Knows She Has to Poop When She's Buying Toilet Paper

'Hey S—y Arse!': Woman Is Terrified Everyone Knows She Has to Poop When She's Buying Toilet Paper

Though the fact that everybody poops may serve as the titular inspiration for every dad’s favorite children’s book.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Scuba Diving During an Earthquake Is Terrifying

Scuba Diving During an Earthquake Is Terrifying

Topping the list of scenarios you never would have come up with on your own has got to be scuba diving during an earthquake, something a group of divers in Indonesia recently experienced.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

‘That Was Actually Kind of Beautiful’: Watch Two Awful Drivers Pull off Pirouetting Accident Without Touching Each Other

‘That Was Actually Kind of Beautiful’: Watch Two Awful Drivers Pull off Pirouetting Accident Without Touching Each Other

On the road, anything can cause an accident — even nothing at all.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Sovereign Citizen' Arrested for Driving Without A License

'Sovereign Citizen' Arrested for Driving Without A License

Living in a society ain’t easy — and all of us, of course, live in a society.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Terrorizes Tinder Dates by Showing Up in ‘Character He’s Working On’

Man Terrorizes Tinder Dates by Showing Up in ‘Character He’s Working On’

In what I sincerely hope is a particularly disturbing creative-writing exercise, a man recently took to the r/RedScarePod subreddit to share tales of his latest dating exploit.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Everyone’s Learning That Yellow Dragonfruit Makes You S–t Like Crazy

Everyone’s Learning That Yellow Dragonfruit Makes You S–t Like Crazy

One of the great things about the internet is the opportunity to share a communal experience or moment of discovery with people scattered across the globe.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Nope! Get Down!': Professor Shuts Down Clout-Chasing Students Who Interrupt His Lecture With TikTok Dance

'Nope! Get Down!': Professor Shuts Down Clout-Chasing Students Who Interrupt His Lecture With TikTok Dance

“Nope!” the professor yelled as the students tried to storm the lecture hall stage. “Nope! Get down.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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