When nature calls. 

Bringing a whole new meaning to “making it rain at the club.”

No one likes pissing in a bar bathroom. The floor is sticky, they’re always out of paper towels, and if you’re at an especially shitty place, you’ve gotta wait for your turn while some dude and his girlfriend do coke in the stall. Buddy, none of us care that you’re doing drugs — just do them out here so we can shit!

Still, if you need to piss at a bar, you’ve gotta go to the bathroom, or, hell, at least excuse yourself to the back alley. You cannot, under any circumstances, do this:

Multitasking
byu/leeiyah inThatsInsane