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Role Reversal

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to...

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Just A Wee bit

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond...

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Potato Pants

Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some...

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Nostalgia

Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place,...

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Thanks From the Fire Station

Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over...

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Lost Intelligence

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced

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Relatives of yours?

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted...

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Return of The Dead

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. As the pallbearers are carrying out the casket, they accidentally bump into...

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Looks Like Yours

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his...

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Everything I Need

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I...

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Tackle Box

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone...

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Son in Law

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...

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Cars in Heaven

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many...

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Native Wisdom

A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops...

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Choices

There was an old Jewish man living in an assisted living center. At 10 pm on a Saturday night there was a knock on his door. The man opened the...

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Chinese Virgin

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under...

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Sexual Myths

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes...

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British Cops

Two men are driving through London when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his stick. The driver rolls...

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National Weather Service

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the...

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The Amish Hand Warmer

An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."...

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Lost in translation...

An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian...

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Irish Toast

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the...

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Arab Gardner

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and...

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Confused

There was this Native American boy who was confused so this is what he asked his mother: Mom, why is my brother's name Windstorm? She...

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Cannabilism

Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The...

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Funny jokes

Role Reversal

Just A Wee bit

Potato Pants

Nostalgia

Thanks From the Fire Station

Lost Intelligence

Relatives of yours?

Return of The Dead

Looks Like Yours

Everything I Need

Tackle Box

Son in Law

Cars in Heaven

Native Wisdom

Choices

Chinese Virgin

Sexual Myths

British Cops

National Weather Service

The Amish Hand Warmer

Lost in translation...

Irish Toast

Arab Gardner

Confused

Cannabilism

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