Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next...
By ebaum
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A man walks into a bar, absolutely infuriated. He grabs a seat and hunches over. The bartender leans over, sayin "What can I get'ya". The man...
A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone. One day she decides to try some...
A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the...
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false...
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll...
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few...
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and...
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a...
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to...
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing...
An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to...
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his...
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, that's no problem, how many do you...
A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said,...
Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees. “Well,...
An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription for Viagra. The Doctor looks over the man, and says, "Viagra can be very dangerous...
An old man marries a young woman, and though they’re in love, the wife can’t achieve an orgasm. They ask a psychiatrist for advice. He says,...
One elderly couple is visiting another for supper. The two women go into the kitchen for a moment, leaving the men to talk. One of the men...
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old...
A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She was to go into a room and wait for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examined...
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him...
An old couple were getting ready for a night of bingo. The old lady was looking in the mirror and said to the husband, why are you with me? He...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh...
