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Featured 18 years ago
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that...
I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have nothing to play with. A girl...
Ever Wondered what if would be like if Dear Abby was a man? Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband wants a threesome with my bestfriend and...
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I...
When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these...
You've been standing in a grocery store line-up for at least 10 minutes, you're next in line and a cashier opens up a line. Inevitably, all the...
On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call...
At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier). Give them to young children play...
Dear Kids of America: When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they...
It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled...
Study this and know it! FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up....
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I am...
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An...
Hilarious Newspaper Headlines (the best of 1999) 1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles,...
1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can...
GEORGE BUSH : When you rearrange the letters : HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY : : DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST : : EVIL'S AGENT ...
To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average...
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every...
When someone questions the obvious give them back a snappy answer. ;) Snappy Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure...
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth...
Dear Redneck Son; I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad...
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How...
We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show"...
