An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans...
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First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?" Sarah says, "I played in the sand...
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. Yo mama's...
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate". Yo mama's so stupid, she put...
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in...
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two...
A pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in...
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,...
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are...
An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for...
John says, "The good news is Christ is risen." Peter says, "That's great! But, what's the bad news?" John, looking around, says, "He's...
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw the Easter Bunny sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The Easter...
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my...
One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her...
There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen wood searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close...
At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas can the monk speak, and then only two words, and...
In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered...
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must...
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early,"...
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open...
Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe. She says "Santa, how about giving me a special...
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you...
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree...
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was...
A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party but the wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway. After a short...
