Funny jokes

Be Strong

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in...

By rswiggs4

Featured 16 years ago

Endangered

A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it...

By mgunit

Featured 16 years ago

Good hair day

One morning a man tells a coworker that her hair smells nice. The woman gets enraged, storms into her supervisor’s office, and declares she’s...

By Firuze

Featured 16 years ago

Green Golf Balls

A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The...

By iLIKEtoSAYpoop

Featured 16 years ago

Construction Worker

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...

By bengoldsberry

Featured 16 years ago

Now that is FOUL!

What did the Leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip....

By HunterDad

Featured 16 years ago

10 Story Shots

Two men were in a bar, 10 stories off the ground. The first man took a shot and jumped out the window. A few minutes later he appeared at the...

By RCMSROCKBOY

Featured 16 years ago

The Voice

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Skydiving Test

A man has just come home after his first jump as a paratrooper. His father an old vet himself asks his son how it went. "Well dad everyone else...

By Socojo

Featured 16 years ago

Black balls

Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday. The...

By Grossberger23

Featured 16 years ago

Bob In Trouble

Bob was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed, and started to give him the business. She told him...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Bank On It

Why did the man's bank account become shaky?

By OnST

Featured 16 years ago

Clubbed

What do you call a bankrupted golf club business ? "Fore" closure!

By OnST

Featured 16 years ago

Gratitude

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was...

By poncecub

Featured 16 years ago

Three Kinds

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,...

By buddha247

Featured 16 years ago

Not in the Pool!

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the...

By Zealousplaya2

Featured 16 years ago

The Coffin

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

Be Careful What You Wish For...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders and the man says, 'A hamburger, chips and...

By gogojonny13

Featured 16 years ago

New Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on...

By Cbax819

Featured 16 years ago

The Mudhole

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. As they came to a muddy part of the road, their car got...

By lorddread

Featured 16 years ago

She's getting the raise!

A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was anoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria:...

By Cbax819

Featured 16 years ago

Contagious

A Teacher asked her class of seven year olds if anyone could explain the meaning of the word contagious. Little Shannon put her hand in the air...

By slipknob

Featured 16 years ago

Definitely

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have...

By ADLife

Featured 16 years ago

Where Do Babies Come From?

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put...

By ADLife

Featured 16 years ago

3 Rednecks in a Morgue

Three smiling redneck corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's office to find out the cause of death....

By HandCannon

Featured 16 years ago

Funny jokes

Be Strong

Endangered

Good hair day

Green Golf Balls

Construction Worker

Now that is FOUL!

10 Story Shots

The Voice

Skydiving Test

Black balls

Bob In Trouble

Bank On It

Clubbed

Gratitude

Three Kinds

Not in the Pool!

The Coffin

Be Careful What You Wish For...

New Study

The Mudhole

She's getting the raise!

Contagious

Definitely

Where Do Babies Come From?

3 Rednecks in a Morgue

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