Funny jokes

Free Tattoo

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it...

By ghoul_69

Featured 16 years ago

One Wish

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Dead Rabbit

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics....

By studmuffin75

Featured 16 years ago

Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Last Word

A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word". His friend: "What is the word?" The man: "I am...

By ghoul_69

Featured 16 years ago

Interesting Human Body Facts

- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm. - A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Fair Enough

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of...

By ghoul_69

Featured 16 years ago

Naughty Nuns

Two nuns were climbing the convent wall after an illicit night out on the town. One says to the other "This makes me feel like one of those...

By Usagichan

Featured 16 years ago

Expensive Fishing Trip

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin...

By zeuty

Featured 16 years ago

John Smith

A woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband?...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Dead Blonde

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.

By zeuty

Featured 16 years ago

3 Girls on a Plane

There were 3 girls on a plane thats about to crash. The American girl puts on her makeup, "Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first" she...

By Bender

Featured 16 years ago

Question

If a women is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think: (A) You need more time together (B) She's a prude (C) She should of sat...

By airjonnyq

Featured 16 years ago

Doggy Style Joke

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. Does your wife ever do it doggy style? asked the one. Well…not...

By ghoul_69

Featured 16 years ago

Stay...

I pulled into the parking lot of a crowded supermarket the other day and rolled down the windows to make sure my new Labrador puppy had some...

By TheCommentator

Featured 16 years ago

The Other Side

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde,...

By zeuty

Featured 16 years ago

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Is That Your Final Answer?

A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered,...

By busdriverwillie

Featured 16 years ago

Chuck Norris - Taxes

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Stolen Engine

A blonde woman is driving a Porsche and she sees another blonde woman with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to...

By zeuty

Featured 16 years ago

Relatives

Ernie asks Joe, "If I slept with your wife and had a child would that make us related?" Joe says to Ernie, "No but it would make us even."

By thejames13

Featured 16 years ago

Comparing Prices to Gasoline

Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........ $10.32...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Difficult English

The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse We...

By lostvictory

Featured 16 years ago

Painful Breakup

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept...

By ghoul_69

Featured 16 years ago

Funny jokes

Free Tattoo

One Wish

Dead Rabbit

Anger Management

Last Word

Interesting Human Body Facts

Fair Enough

Naughty Nuns

Expensive Fishing Trip

John Smith

Dead Blonde

3 Girls on a Plane

Question

Doggy Style Joke

Stay...

The Other Side

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Is That Your Final Answer?

Chuck Norris - Taxes

Stolen Engine

Relatives

Comparing Prices to Gasoline

Difficult English

Painful Breakup

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