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Palin and the Pope

Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing in Venice. The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience,...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

You're An EXTREME Redneck When....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

My Head, Your Wife

A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't resist...

By mortgagemescott

Featured 16 years ago

Female vs Male Friendships

Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's...

By GagOnMyShaft

Featured 16 years ago

Brokeback Spiders

A man and his young daughter were walking around outside. The man marveled at how smart his child was and how innocent her take on nature was....

By mandysweety88

Featured 16 years ago

Voting Democrat

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America. I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a...

By bgamble

Featured 16 years ago

Bubba's Sick

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address,...

By ashxo08

Featured 16 years ago

Married Guys Go Fishing

Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do...

By lorddread

Featured 16 years ago

Hospital Patient

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...

By kanesport15

Featured 16 years ago

No Drinking or Gambling

A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it...

By aangelcg

Featured 16 years ago

Crazy Email

A husband and wife were taking a vacation to Miami to unthaw from the cold weather in north dakota. Due to the increase in air travel the couple...

By Joe99652

Featured 16 years ago

Top Quotes From the 2008 Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics: 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Farm Help

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Best Surgeon in Texas

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, "I'm the best plastic...

By CashFirst

Featured 16 years ago

Last Name

The manager of a large office noticed a new guy one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" the manager asked. "John," the...

By heyyyfalcooone

Featured 16 years ago

The Man With One Brain

Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes? He had a dick and a brain!

By luispozo311

Featured 16 years ago

Skinny Dippers and a Smart Old Man

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some...

By fiveonefiveoh

Featured 16 years ago

Unhappy Dwarf

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

The Little Bird

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Brains

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

$5 Worth of Gas

I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas..... The clerk farted and gave me a receipt

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Sunday morning at 11

In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients were dying in the same bed every Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical...

By busdriverwillie

Featured 16 years ago

Washcloth

There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother...

By ghoul_69

Featured 16 years ago

Learning Animals

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow...

By ghoul_69

Featured 16 years ago

Lorraine

There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a...

By ghoul_69

Featured 16 years ago

Funny jokes

Palin and the Pope

You're An EXTREME Redneck When....

My Head, Your Wife

Female vs Male Friendships

Brokeback Spiders

Voting Democrat

Bubba's Sick

Married Guys Go Fishing

Hospital Patient

No Drinking or Gambling

Crazy Email

Top Quotes From the 2008 Olympics

Farm Help

Best Surgeon in Texas

Last Name

The Man With One Brain

Skinny Dippers and a Smart Old Man

Unhappy Dwarf

The Little Bird

Brains

$5 Worth of Gas

Sunday morning at 11

Washcloth

Learning Animals

Lorraine

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