1

It's A Penis, Not A Sniper Rifle

2

Not Checking Out Your Rack Is Really Tough

3

Sometimes The Merchandise Needs Rearanging

4

We Cut Ourselves Shaving And The Whole World Knows

5

Having Nothing In Common With Your Girlfriend's Best Friend's Boyfriend

6

The Mexican Standoff Of Bathroom Stall Noises

7

We Have No Legitimate Sexy Time Clothes

8

Spacing Out

9

There's Not Much We Can Do About Nature's Alarm Clock

10

Being In A Relationship Makes You More Attractive

11

99% Of Men's Shampoo And Soap Only Comes In "Douchebag" Scent

12

The Emasculating Shame Of Not Being Good With Tools

13

Having To Give Up "That's What She Said"