People weren't ready for these
savage comments. Careful what you post online because you can be sure someone is waiting around the corner to tell you you're wrong or make sure you know they're funnier than you. So good luck, and don't get caught slipping.
1
Lmao flesh light that cries. Gonna use that one.
2
Good try, not going to work!
4
Some people don't know their own history and it's pretty pathetic.
7
Yes, you might actually in fact be a monkey's uncle. Go figure!
9
Now that's a pretty high brow come back.
13
You get it, like John Wick, like the wick of a candle? Okay we'll show ourselves out.
15
I need me some of that good good.
16
A more perfect joke has never been written.
18
Umm, jokes on you babe.
19
You're welcome Britain.
20
Lmao, this might be the most tired Twitter prompt of all time.
21
We are adults, we drink water out of a whale.
22
That's because you were chump.
23
Uhh, whatever you say dude.